Here's a
solution to
all the
controversy over full-body
scanners at the airports:
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."
And now, Our Weekly
Dose of Humor directly from the Internet.....
bits and pieces that your Editor will not testify to for correctness, accuracy nor even
believability but they are certainly humorous, So Enjoy!
AT 120 DEGREES IN AUSTRALIA ,
IT WAS SO HOT FOR A WEEK
THAT KOALAS WERE
ASKING PEOPLE FOR WATER.
IT'S NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE
ONE WENT TO A HOUSE TO TRY TO HIDE
FROM THE HEAT AND TO GET A BIT OF SHADE
AND HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OWNER
GAVE HIM SOMETHING TO DRINK.
"Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened."
Iwas stopped for speeding the other day....
I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT
UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT.
To Pee Or Not To Pee
Problem is...........this makes tooooooooooo much sense !!
Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me.
I pay my taxes & the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.
In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem).
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
So, here is my question: Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their BUTT----doing drugs while I work.
Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
I guess we could call the program "URINE OR YOU'RE OUT"!
P.S. Just a thought, all politicians should have to pass a urine test too!
This morning
I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their Daddys are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
This is a great country
I have always thought you should learn something new every day. Unfortunately many of us are at that age where what we learn today, we forget tomorrow.
But, give it a shot anyway.
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